Anti-Patterns To Avoid

• Zombie Scrum: All ceremonies, no working increments
• Kanban Wallpaper: Pretty board, unlimited WIP
• Cargo Cult Metrics: Measuring what’s easy, ignoring flow
• Hero Culture: Fixing symptoms instead of systems
• Batch-and-Queue: Giant PRs, giant projects, giant regrets
• Backlog Hoarding: Thousands of tickets you’ll never do—archive or say no

If everything is priority, nothing flows.